Cory in the House
Cory in the House
Nintendo DS 6h played ⚠ spoilers
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sam
@sam
May 24, 2026

Absolutely not

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None of this “unmatched world and character building”. Cory never should’ve been in the house. Why is he in the house???

Comments 7

Chris
@Chris May 24, 2026
the world may never know,
bill
@bill May 24, 2026
sorry who was in paris?
Enthused
@Enthused May 24, 2026
I dont think youre understanding the game tbh. its okay it happens often.
sam
@sam May 24, 2026
Not the bombs on my actual Cory review..the day 1 slander
degenerate_dong
@degenerate_dong May 24, 2026
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cory in the House. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Cory's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cory in the House truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Cory’s existential catchphrase, "You know how I do”, which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Cory in the House tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Enthused
@Enthused May 24, 2026
I couldn’t have put it better myself. Such a fantastic piece of literature you just crafted. It brought a tear to my eye just reading it
Obama_II_The_Future
@Obama_II_The_Future May 26, 2026
Delete this review RIGHT NOW