Cory in the House — Chekpoint

10

Cory In Prison

Seriously. If I acted like Cory, in the House, I would be tasered, thrown in prison, and graped after dropping the soap. Cory has no place being in the Whitehouse, and WHY is it called cory in the HOUSE?! Bros clearly in the mansion cooking up nonsense and trouble. POTUS, DO SOMETHING GODDAM IT 10/10 - no regrets

B_ @b_normand · 6w

10

CORY WAS BORN FOR THE HOUSE

I have nothing to say but yes. This game deserves its place among the greats.

DO @don_funyun · 9w

10

This is the game we show the space aliens when they are deciding whether or not to blow up our planet.

Do you remember your first play through of CITH? Of course you did, like millions of us we found ourselves reaching near nirvana with the Nintendo DS in hand. Minor nitpick; why isn’t this game matrix-jacked into everyone’s consciousness at birth? Why are there an unfortunate few who will never experience this sort of joy?!

HA @Has_To_Pee · 9w

10

Cory my beloved

The Cory administration drone struck my family. I have nothing. The ICC has a warrant out for his arrest, and I will not rest until I see him tried and sentenced and hung for his crimes in The Hague. History will vindicate the righteous. 10/10 cool game

TE @Teagan · 9w

10

Cory don't miss!

This game took my wife, my dog, my house, my car, my life, and even my virginity, Cory has truly taken everything from me and I couldn't be happier for it. The only problem with the game is that there are no problems which can be jarring when you're used to janky old games like Skyrim or Sekiro. Absolutely perfection!

@Obama_II_The_Future · 9w

10

Cory Sama... I kneel

I haven't even played this game but after reaching a deep meditative state and connecting with humanities collective unconscious I intuitively know this game is peak.

@eli · 9w

10

Left Teary Eyed and Changed

Wow. What a beautiful game- it feels wrong even calling it that. "Experience" is a better description. This game fundamentally challenged my outlook on life, made me consider what it means to be a human, and continues to impact me all these years later. I remember it as clear as the day it happened. Looking down at his Cory's smiling face, his arm outstretched, as if welcoming me personally to the House. I was dismissive at first, perhaps nervous, but Cory's welcoming smile full of intrigue and a touch of mischief pulled me in. And I thank God every day I let it.

JE @JesusChrist · 9w

10

Cory in the house resurrection

After being crucified I busted out my Ds and Cory in the house just happened to be in the card port. Let’s just say after grinding for 72 hours straight this game literally brought me back to life. 10/10 and 3 Hail Mary’s

GA @gamereviewerpr0 · 9w

7.2

Cory deadass saved my life

After my 2nd hospitalization (self induced coma; im a type 2 diabetic 🤪) I was pretty much at my wit's end with my own life decisions. Then my little brother said "hey check out this game I found in the closet with your old DS." And ever since then I have been HOOKED let me tell you. Cory in the House might be the magnum opus of human inventions and the fact that it exists is the only reason I live to tell you all the tale today in this game review. 7.2/10

@Chris · 9w

10

Cory turned into a broke Cripmac

If you look at the infamous Cripmac, you will see a strikingly similar look in terms of appearance to the boy on the cover photo. This is because Corey in the house turned into, Corey needs to find a house. But Corey is a good dude, honestly, I have no problem with him. And because of this, I'm going to give him a solid rating of a 10. Even though the game was just absolute dogshit - no on god it gave me negative aura and rizz - I'd still love to see Corey or should I say Cripmac make it back to his house. I'm rooting for you Crip. You didn't deserve this. We didn't deserve this. The rent is too damn high, on god.

TH @thcakeisalie9 · 9w

10

best game, no notes

CORY IS IN THE HOUSE!

CU @curious_wanderer · 9w

10

The Citizen Kane of Nintendo

This game delivers charm with creative missions, memorable music, and a fun gameplay loop. Its humor and personality make every moment entertaining, turning a simple Disney tie-in into a memorable game on the DS.

@degenerate_dong · 9w

10

⚠ spoilers

only tru anime fans will understand

"In June 2021, former Disney Channel actor Kyle Massey was charged with a felony in King County, Washington, for communication with a minor for immoral purposes. Prosecutors alleged he sent sexually explicit photos and videos via Snapchat to a 13-year-old girl between December 2018 and January 2019."

@sam · 9w

1

⚠ spoilers

Absolutely not

None of this “unmatched world and character building”. Cory never should’ve been in the house. Why is he in the house???

JD @Jdog49er1 · 9w

10

An absolute masterpiece

Not much needs to be said, there are some games the come around that are so good it makes life worth living and this is one of them. Probably the best world building games I've ever played. If I could go back to 2008 and experience this game for the first time again I would in a heartbeat.

@bill · 9w

10

Greatest Game All Time

cory in the house best anime

@Enthused · 9w

10

⚠ spoilers

...Cinema

HP Lovecraft often creates creature and gods in which he is to lazy to write a description for. He often times would say something along the lines of "a horror so extraterrestrial the human psyche is unable to comprehend its visage." Such lazy writing. Cory in the house is a piece of art that only a class 5 life form could truly understand. Its compacity for greatness knows no bounds or borders. Its truly unfortunate, however. Since i first loaded up cory in the house on my DS Lite back in day, I have been spoiled. No game can come close to giving me the satisfaction i crave once more. If there is anything that is truly maddening, its that i don't own enough copies of cory in the house. Bliss