Cory deadass saved my life

After my 2nd hospitalization (self induced coma; im a type 2 diabetic 🤪) I was pretty much at my wit's end with my own life decisions. Then my little brother said "hey check out this game I found in the closet with your old DS." And ever since then I have been HOOKED let me tell you. Cory in the House might be the magnum opus of human inventions and the fact that it exists is the only reason I live to tell you all the tale today in this game review. 7.2/10