@eli

Wow. What a beautiful game- it feels wrong even calling it that. "Experience" is a better description. This game fundamentally challenged my outlook on life, made me consider what it means to be a human, and continues to impact me all these years later. I remember it as clear as the day it happened. Looking down at his Cory's smiling face, his arm outstretched, as if welcoming me personally to the House. I was dismissive at first, perhaps nervous, but Cory's welcoming smile full of intrigue and a touch of mischief pulled me in. And I thank God every day I let it.

I went through an INTENSE Michael Jackson phase as a child. And while I recognize he is a complex person, I must also recognize the joy this game brought little Eli. Gotta love that the game came with a sparkly glove, although it did make holding on to the wiimote a little hard.

Super fun game with simple but effective mechanics! V cool to see how PlayStation utilized the deul joystick to its full potential for the first time! Considered giving it a 6.5/10 due to the scary vore level, but we brought back the .5 by remembering Jake's iconic, ground breaking, heart pounding voice acting.

Removed 1.3 stars due to the one shitty song and the addition of the King of All Cosmos' feet. Bring back his huge bulge goddamn it!! Otherwise, it's a great game with fantastic replayability. I loved collecting all the cousins and getting to dress them up with gifts!