It's Time to Stop
In any normal circumstance I'd be a total larp to review this game being that I haven't played it, however, i managed to put in about 40 hours into Black Ops 6 which is factually the EXACT same game.
Here is my issue with modern Call of Duty - they brand it like the yearly addition of Kellogg's Corn flakes, where they deem it's special and inherently different due to the "new celebrity" on the box, yet it's the same old sugar infested, obesity promoting, red 40 enforcing, pile of chemically and genetically modified cereal that it is every fucking trip around sun. This is now COD but arguably worse.
The worst part about these replicated games are the replicated and overly recycled maps. These mother fuckers have been cheesing off the success of Black Ops 1 for over 10 god damn years! Like damn, how many fucking Nuketowns are you going to recycle?? Nuketown 2056, russian nuketown, wall run nuketown, black and white nuketown, upside black nuketown, sideways nuketown, your mom's nuketown, hide ur kids/wife nuketown. I mean jesus christ man! The same can be said for the other OG maps from Black Ops 1 like firing range, radiation, summit, WMD, Grid and even the balstomsy that was cracked which was by far the worst map they made on BO1. Like how hard is it just make a new coherent map? They did the same with shipment from COD 4. Like it's in over 9000 of the newer games. Infinite Warfare? What a FUCKING BLOODY JOKE. But honest to GOD don't give the devs access to creating any new original maps, NOPE! Or they'll shit out, hmm let me see, well shit I can't even remember! That's how horribly and disgusting AWFUL any maps outside of the maps I mentioned are.
BUT DONT GET ME STARTED ON GAMEPLAY. I dont know what the fuck they did since literal 2011, but honest to god, they completely broke the bullet to target sensitivity ratio. I'm dying in ONE SINGULAR HIT TO MY FOOT THESE DAYS, DOES THIS MAKE ANY SENSE? I MEAN REALLY DOES THIS EVEN MAKE ANY REALISTIC SENSE??? I come out of spawn and then some kid with the reaction speed of usain Bolt fucking a horse obliterates me before my mind can conjure the world "UNCLE". How? Well not only did the devs completely destroy the game mechanics, they also decided to make it PC compatible in recent years where you now have mouse and keyboard kids on adderall wiping your entire team in WARZONE before you can even blink twice. I swear the game has encouraged stimulant in literal CHILDREN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, to meet these impossible standards. It's like trying to find a job these days on linkedin - in order to compete i need to be running twelve AI scripts in the background just to get one response from a BOT and GRIFT on the regular. And let me just add, STOP WITH THESE FUCKING CRINGE ASS SKINS. I SWEAR I WAS KILLED BY SOME FUCKING WEEABOO DRESSED UP AS GROOT EACH AND EVERY TIME. KYS in game, I'm SERIOUS KID.
But the biggest complaint is how COD has basically disguised sites like Stake and Rootbet into their business model by causing these poor underage souls to gamble for whatever new gun. I mean really.
Bro like honestly it's TIME TO STOP! JUST STOP MAKING THESE GAMES. STOP TRYING TO RELIVE THE GLORY DAYS OF 2009/20111. IT'S JOVER! IT'S JOVER FOR YOU. COD IS DEAD. NO AMOUNT OF CLOUT IS GOING TO SAVE YOU OR IT. YOU NEED TO STOP THIS MADNESS AND FIND GOD. WE ARE ALL GOING TO CRASH OUT. IT'S TIME TO STOP BOSS.
