Imperialism is wrong unless we are the ones imperialising
5 out 10 gameplay, too many people thinking they can somehow conjure prime Imperialist Japan or the USSR, but on the flipside, I'll actually give the game 3 extra points because I respect their attempts. In fact, I'd welcome the Japan imperialism of 7/11s. Also, many people don't know this, but Agar.io was our first glimpse into the almighty dogecoin.